bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

(via theblackship)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via zoe-cat)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via theblackship)

bfdreaming:

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

Moreover, men get called pigs for disgusting behavior, whereas women are called chicks, birds, and vixens simply for being women.

(Source: toxicnebulae, via theblackship)

awwww-cute:

Baby hippos are my favorite

awwww-cute:

Baby hippos are my favorite

(Source: solisdamaris, via jodyrobots)

xproblem-childx999:

this is everything i aspire to be

(Source: lolgifs.net, via jodyrobots)